You're... "looking for a shirt."

You're a dude who dresses up like a mermaid.

You're a pirate.

Aaaaaaarrrrrgh, matey.

You're drowning in a pool of milk.

You're a dog taking a bathroom selfie.

You walk around like this.

You're a blob.

You're a big 'ol bag of pot.

You're an oversized ape giving me the finger.

You have a beard of bees.

You're hitting on me as Bill Nye the Science Guy.

You're Sloth from the Goonies.

Heyyyyyyyy you guys

You're wine. Mmm...wine.

You've found a way to defile Hello Kitty.