You kidnap your dates.

You post your wedding pictures, and you were active 2 days ago.

Your reaction to the Ebola scare may be too extreme.

You're a self-proclaimed douchebag.

You drive a...dragon?

You take tattoos to a whole new level.

You have beard laws.

You think you're a jedi.

You hold onto serious grudges.

You travel naked.

You're a badass f*cking panda.

You're a creepster.

You're pics are from way, way back...

You clearly watch too much porn.

You do your thing in a panda suit