You might kill me in my sleep.

You're a man in love Hello Kitty...and bathroom selfies.

You're a unicorn.

#1 your name is Pee and #2 you're a self-proclaimed "wack ass fuckboy"

You're Tupacca.

You think you're a Power Ranger.

You're a cat surfing on pizza.

You have a pet unicorn.

You're "attached and looking for a partner in crime."

Infidelity much?

You're a tiny pig playing the guitar.

ROAR!

You take a quick pee break on the slopes.

You're "the flasher."

You don't taste a rainbow. You chug it.

You're the grim reaper.

You be trippin'.

You might be Bob Ross playing the keytar...

You're into naked gymnastics...

In your apartment...?

You're a drunk plushy.

You hold me at gun point in Disney Princess outfits.