Reasons Why You're Single
Musings From Dating App Misadventures
Thursday, December 18, 2014
You share too much, too soon.
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
You wear a life vest as underwear.
Monday, December 8, 2014
You have legit man boobs.
I
mean, those have to be at least a C cup.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
You're a chimp sippin' on some drinks.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
You use your ass as a canvas.
Monday, December 1, 2014
You believe you're a member of Motley Crüe.
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