You have 1 thing on your mind...

You are literally taking a crap on nature.

You're riding a unicorn.

You're a zombie.

You're a stuffed polar bear with an alcohol problem.

You're the Swedish chef...

You've had your portrait painted by Bob Ross.

You're a cat head on a man's body.

You're a grown man who loves Hello Kitty.

You're a baby dressed as Mr. T.

You have 1 thing on your mind...

You're a taco.

You try to trick me into swiping right...

You suck on a baby pacifier.

You're a hamburger.

T.M.I.

You're a weird, creepy clown.