You make your commitment issues abundantly clear.

You're some kind of 1/2 man, 1/2 hand...?

You're fond of wearing a dog collar...

You're a (well-dressed) walrus.

Your face is melting.

You try to f*ck a horse.

You're passed out on the street like a hobo.

You're a Spider-Man gymnast...?

You're being attacked by a zombie bride and groom...

...and apparently you couldn't care less.